I like to tweet. Sometimes I succeed at making kitschy jokes. Judge for yourself.
I like to tweet. Sometimes I succeed at making kitschy jokes. Judge for yourself.
Somewhere in this crazy world there is probably a family that named their children LILO & STITCH. Just think about that for a moment.
— Peter F🎃X (@thatpeterfox) December 11, 2016
*Donald Trump goes to a dermatologist*
— Peter F🎃X (@thatpeterfox) January 1, 2017
Dermatologist: You have really thin skin!
After watching Toy Story as a kid I was embarrassed to get dressed in front of my toys until like age 7 when I learned what fiction was.
— Peter F🎃X (@thatpeterfox) November 14, 2016
Overheard a girl ask who Mr. Rogers is! This is why millennials get a bad rep.
— Peter F🎃X (@thatpeterfox) December 2, 2016
You're becoming an adult when cyber Monday is how you stock up on cheap toothpaste and vitamins.
— Peter F🎃X (@thatpeterfox) November 29, 2016
Being raised Jewish it was confusing how Santa knew to skip over our house. It's not like we left blood on the door or anything.
— Peter F🎃X (@thatpeterfox) December 12, 2016
Everyone makes fun of Hufflepuff but at least no one is actively trying to kill them year after year.
— Peter F🎃X (@thatpeterfox) December 10, 2016
Hmmm don't know about that one, Peter
— SUBWAY® (@SUBWAY) February 21, 2018